"I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dyeing my hair tonight."

Jarod KintzThis Book is Not for Sale (via feellng)

"He’s going to fuck you up and you’re going to let him."

Most sober thing a drunk person could ever say to you.  (via n-0-s-t-a-l-g-i-aa)

(Source: w-r-i-st-s, via ufoscout)

mexicanest:

farting when no one else is home
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(via 314eater)